What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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