Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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