: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
