He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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