yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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