If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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