3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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