brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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