Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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