Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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