i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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