lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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