I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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