this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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