He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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