My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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