I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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