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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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