Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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