My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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