Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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