THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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