I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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