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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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