Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The adults are the big ones right?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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