I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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