Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.

(313): View more from Michigan

Something like a penis light saber.

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(407): View more from Florida

You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.

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(802): View more from Vermont

He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow

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(512): View more from Texas

Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"

(1-512): View more from Texas

Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.

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(619): View more from California

I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.

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