I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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