I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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