I just made out with a guy for $7.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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