Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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