The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
third nipple confirmed
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
