He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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