YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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