Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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