i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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