OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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