I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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