Non-Jews are for practice
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm passing your future prison.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Randomize
