Non-Jews are for practice
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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