Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
