Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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