Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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