There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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