I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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