I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
