The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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