Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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