She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He better not be in your backpack
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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