is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
