Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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