Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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