She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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