There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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